juiceboxhero

So, my mom made me go shopping with her last night at a fairly pricey store from which she'd been given a giftcard. She *made* me, because she wanted my opinion, which was flattering.

But then, once we got there, I was absentmindedly petting this grey knit/rabbit fur shrug, and the sales clerk goes, "Oh, I have something better than that!" and comes back with a beautiful golden-coloured knit/rabbit vest. I knew right away if I tried this thing on, I would fall in love have to buy it.

So then my mom *made* me try it on.

I now own a long golden rabbit vest that makes me feel like I'm the lead singer of Rilo Kiley or something. It's probably the coolest thing I've ever had on. And it goes with everything! You can put it on over a t-shirt and look badass. And it's warm. And fuzzy.

And then while I was waiting around for my mom, the clerk told me I looked like Adele.

Shit, this woman knew how to make a sale.

Thank God for credit cards.